Yanis Marshall Choreography Beyoncé Melody
Oh, he did that!
Mehdi is bae.
WHAT IS THE NUMBER FOR SOMETHING STRONGER THAN THE POLICE
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
does anyone know any tips on taking moisture out of an iPhone (besides putting it in rice)
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
me: i don’t even have a crush on her.
stomach: lol lemme put fucking millions of butterflies up in here.
heart: oh are you busy? i’m just gonna let you think you’re having a heartattack.
eyes: oh you don’t want to look at her? lol surprise bitch you are.
me: well fuck.
Caspar and Joe are still singing Happy Little Pill