livelaughloveatrandom:

atasteforlife24:

carpe-diem-cras:

beyhive1992:

Yanis Marshall Choreography Beyoncé Melody 

SLAY!

I’m…

Oh, he did that!

Mehdi is bae.

floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

Anonymous: "nyan!! happy birthday daddy!! =^w^= *cums on your silly pickle birthday cake!!!!* hehehehheehe!!!!!!!"

koyohmi:

WHAT IS THE NUMBER FOR SOMETHING STRONGER THAN THE POLICE

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

does anyone know any tips on taking moisture out of an iPhone (besides putting it in rice)

07-25 / 9:57 / 1 note

literally having the worst few days of my life rn

07-25 / 9:56 / 1 note

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

Every Glee song ever 
On Our Way

nayas-wankys:

me: i don’t even have a crush on her.
stomach: lol lemme put fucking millions of butterflies up in here.
heart: oh are you busy? i’m just gonna let you think you’re having a heartattack.
eyes: oh you don’t want to look at her? lol surprise bitch you are.
me: well fuck.

Have a good line.

trxyeseevan:

Caspar and Joe are still singing Happy Little Pill